Here's what would be included in the fantasy football manual if there was a course at the FA's swanky new coaching headquarters.
Norwich finished 11th last season, despite briefly flirting with the relegation places. This campaign should follow a similar pattern, but the addition of record-signing Ricky van Wolfwinkel increases the Canaries' goal threat.
After 27 years of Sir Alex Ferguson dominating the English football landscape, Fantasy League managers will get the chance to prove that they've got what it takes to continue his legacy. Success is measured in titles and there's plenty up for grabs in Classic and Pro.
Skilful striker Daniel Sturridge was the top scoring player at the weekend with nine points after bagging a stylish hat-trick for Liverpool against Fulham. The England international calmly struck three past the Cottagers.
Already relegated Reading enjoyed a memorable 4-2 win away at Fulham and powerful winger Hal Robson-Kanu recorded six points. The Welsh international bagged a brace
With games running out transfers and fantasy football points are more valuable than ever. Anyone who had John Terry in their team in midweek would have been laughing, and not just at the implausibility of his nine point haul.
Skilful midfielder Stephane Sessegnon scored five points on Sunday as Sunderland overcame rivals Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby. The Benin international put the Black Cats ahead in the 27th minute and set up David Vaughan.
An Arsenal player topped the weekend points scoring charts for the third week in a row and this time it was Tomas Rosicky bringing home the bacon. The Czech Republic midfielder bagged both goals, and six points, as the Gunners beat West Brom.
Tottenham fans and Fantasy League managers alike are sweating over the fitness of star midfielder Gareth Bale. The Welsh wonder twisted his ankle on Thursday night and was carried off on a stretcher.
Last week we told you to pick Kone and Southampton players, which are the kind of predictions Mark Lawrenson can only dream of. Can we repeat that success seven days later? You'll have to read on to find out...
The international break has given way to a Bank Holiday weekend, and with a full set of Premier League fixtures to savour it's clear which we prefer at Fantasy League HQ.
There may not be an English presence in the Champions League any more, but that's okay it means we can all concentrate on the battles at the top and bottom of the Premier League instead.