The Insider Eye returns to offer its sage advice. While the rest of you were distracted by the Champions League, the Eye has been gazing into the fantasy football future.
Each week the Goals Guide will take a look back at the weekend's action, review all the goals and explain any dubious assists. This week there were plenty of shocks, as all of the 'big four' failed to win.
Chelsea's impressive start to the season continued with a convincing 4-0 win over Blackpool, taking their tally to 21 goals scored and one conceded in their opening five games. The Goals Guide reviews this and all the rest of the action from the weekend.
Villa set to give Kevin McDonald final swan song, Liverpool to struggle at Old Trafford and Man City defenders set to pick up points.These are the Insider Eye's predictions this week.
Of the four signings Stoke made on transfer deadline day the arrival of Portsmouth captain Marc Wilson was probably the least glamorous or exciting. But his selection in midfield makes him an intriguing fantasy option.
The best 11 points scorers from the weekend line up to form the Fantasy League Team of the Week. It features two Stoke players and there is only one up front, but there is plenty of energy in midfield to support the loan striker.
Wing wonder Matthew Etherington bagged four points last night as Stoke came back from a goal down to beat Aston Villa in stoppage time.
The Goals Guide recounts all the weekend's goals and gives you a rundown of how every assist was awarded, including Everton's third goal against Manchester United.
International break sidelines several key players as Tottenham are rocked by the news that Jermain Defoe has been ruled out for three months with damaged ankle ligaments. Read a round-up of the rest of the team news.
If your team hasn’t had the flying start you were looking for, and instead appears to have the forward motion of a bloated Tom Huddlestone after a trip to Burger King, then have a listen to the latest instalment of the Fantasy Football show.
Few would have expected Sunderland to land the big money move of the transfer window, but the addition of £13m Asamoah Gyan raised a few eyebrows amongst their Premier League counterparts. The Ghanaian is the Attacking Player of the Week.
Team news ahead of Saturday's clash between Stoke and West Ham at the Britannia Stadium.